Lonely Housewife Fail (LOL)

Madonna fail

Bear hump fail

Rule number one: You can never ever EVER run out of poses lol.

Cookie dough fail

Jim fail

In the studio.
Does this wide angle lens make my nose look big?

Hoovering fail

Beauty fail

You have to go through a whole lot of ugly to get beautiful, or something like that. But steaming your face can only lead to a WIN.

Canal holiday fail

Dina looks like she's swallowed a bunch of sour grapes and Nick looks like he's contemplating Alcoholics Anonymous.

Out-take fail

As if an out-take wasn't bad enough. Out-take fails truly are the end of your career.

Must be true what they say about models being thick. All they have to do is stand there and this one still manages to fall over.

There had to be one!

Duke is facing the wrong way. Fail.

The WTF fail

Robert's boredom-induced phone editing in the middle of summer.

Picture frame fail

'Pull silly faces' said the bride, during the guest photos for their wedding album. But as Robert forgot to do this, one was inevitably going to end up looking like a twat.

Multiple camping fail

Wanted: Fashion police.

Crime: Dressing and prancing about like Robin Hood.

Those fold-up stools are not very stable are they.

George can't be trusted with a plastic cup so he has a paper one instead. FAIL.

A model's diet gone wrong..

Caught stuffing a doughnut, ON a shoot.

Epic hangover fail

With work the same morning; an 8 hour modelling shoot. Nice. Whatafail.com

Special fried noodles

Fashion queen fail

Coronation Street sunglasses and a big hair fail for George at Santa Pod.

Banana fail

Desperation usually leads to an epic fail.

Rob and Cheryl trying to be sexy

Hen night fail

The number of some random Scottish bloke who not only flashed what he had under his kilt, but also drunkenly scrawled his number down on a manky tissue. Oh well, Rachel looks happy lol.

And of course, the obligatory epic fail knicker/toilet picture.

Bridal fail

Should have stuck with the first hairstyle.

Every bride needs a nice large banana for breakfast on her wedding day.

Six year old Reece found a (rather well endowed) bra in the bushes at the reception venue. To the very naughty guest in question.. FAIL! Next time please take it away with you, love. But at least you didn't leave your knickers.

Whoops. Wrong groom.

Every bride likes a well endowed groom. The give away in the official wedding photos is not so cool.

Road rally during Beatles-fest fail

At least five minutes in a Subaru WRX STI stuck behind a Saab. That in itself is a fail.
But Rob's dodgy lyrics?

Photograph fail

Human bumble bee fail

Ian just going about his beesness.

Doggy fail

Who would mistake the sound of racing cars for a pack of howling dogs. Honestly.

Talking out of my ass again

Balloon fail

German shepherd + balloon = the sound effects of a possessed poodle on helium and a few broken plates.

One word......................... fail.

More from Rob and Ian / birthday fail

Not recording video the first time = fail
Empty bottle of wine = fail
Not knowing the words = fail, lol
Your dad thinking it's not recording = FAIL

Song fail (Peter Sarstedt and Cilla Black)

A bit worrying, but a must in the world of fail. Rob & Ian doing their take on two Sixties songs after one too many alcopop methinks.



The real words: (Well, a couple of verses)
When you go on your summer vacation, 
You go to Juan-les-Pins
With your carefully designed topless swimsuit - Hardly carefully designed if it's missing the top bit!

You get an even suntan 
On your back and on your legs
And when the snow falls you're found in St. Moritz 
With the others of the jet set

And you sip your Napoleon brandy, 
But you never get your lips wet - Just what sort of song is this?!

But where do you go to my lovely... 
When you're alone in your bed.
Tell me the thoughts that surround you. 
I want to look inside your head. - What a weirdo stalker. What a fail.

Mud fail

Cheryl's 21st birthday - not a fail.
Drunken father rolling in mud puddle after numerous beers - fail!

I could easily fail in love with you

Cliff Richard's a saucy little bunny. At least he's a HAWT fail, or so he thinks.